fuckyeahhardfemme:

madeleineishere:

it’s mine go away 

perfect

Oh man

So when we went to Denny’s after Magic League, I said something about how I’ve gained a good bit of weight in the last year or two, and Ben says, “I’m sorry, Brian.”

It was like the record screech, and I say, “Did you just apologize on my behalf for my disgusting body?”

And he was like, “I just farted.”

And then we all ate delicious pancakes.

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