There’s like 3 or 4 sushi places in this one particular subset/village where I live that keeps on making weird ass sushi that doesn’t make any sense:

everything has fruit; like mango, friend bananas, or something called “mango sauce”

everything is rolled in Panko and fried

everything has a bunch of “crispies” on it which seems to just be Panko

they put mango in a spider roll

their volcano roll isn’t a volcano roll, it’s “tempura fried roll, white fish inside wrap with rice & seaweed with special sauce”

Their dragon roll costs 3$ less than their other rolls and is just “eel and cucumber inside with avocado on top”

Like, here’s a screencap from the actual menu:

Is it just me?

Is this not weird?