Dear Followers:

If you’re here for cockjazzling, recipes, word things, Community, Adventure Time, Elementary, talent shows, discussion of traditional remedies and medicine, little autismal things, poop talk, Splinter makes a funny, goatblogging, talking about how excited you get about feeding your cats, art things, old things, man-eating jackrabbits and killer cacti, nerd-ogling at history things, pix of manicures, and/or BOOKS you’re probably my favorite.

If you’re here waiting for me to get upset or angry and tell someone off because you think it’s funny, my heart wouldn’t be broken if you quietly moved on. No hard feelings, or you know, stick around for the goats or whatever. Just saying.