"Don’t call me a sexist pig, but I’d sure like to see the rest of that (chest tattoo)"
SUPER NOPE DUDE
I’M NOT SURE WHY YOU’RE SO CONFUSED THE OLD (FEMALE) MANAGER DIDN’T LIKE YOU
Wow, rarely have I seen a statement so automatically macro-ready
"I don’t want to be held accountable for creepy sexist statement"
[image of a douchecanoe]
"creepy sexist statement"
i just never compliment people anymore unless i know them v. well cos i come across as hitting on them or being generally creepy
I have had atrociously bad luck with women, in general
and i wonder if this tendency of mine has something to do with it
especially before i realized specific compliments often come across as…odd, offputting, et cet
:( I don’t blame them if so. i just…wow i used to be such a mouthbreather
I’m more like, “you have the most perfect cuticles I have ever seen.”
"your pinkies have the elongated delicacy of a concert pianist."
Dear Creepy Fetishizer,
I’m gonna go cook some chicken, have a shower, and then go hang with my friends and have a fucking BEER coz I need one after this bullshit.
I’m sure that whatever I do it will be marvelous since I’m doing it with my AUTISTIC BRAIN YOU HAVE A SECRET LOVE FOR.
BECAUSE THERE’S NO WAY I COULD POSSIBLY BE A NORMAL PERSON RIGHT