strawberreli replied to your post: I always look forward to when people i follow reblog “give me a creepy compliment” posts
i just never compliment people anymore unless i know them v. well cos i come across as hitting on them or being generally creepy
I have had atrociously bad luck with women, in general
and i wonder if this tendency of mine has something to do with it
especially before i realized specific compliments often come across as…odd, offputting, et cet
:( I don’t blame them if so. i just…wow i used to be such a mouthbreather
transientlarva replied to your post: I always look forward to when people i follow reblog “give me a creepy compliment” posts

I’m more like, “you have the most perfect cuticles I have ever seen.”
or
“your pinkies have the elongated delicacy of a concert pianist.”
Dear Creepy Fetishizer,
I’m gonna go cook some chicken, have a shower, and then go hang with my friends and have a fucking BEER coz I need one after this bullshit.
I’m sure that whatever I do it will be marvelous since I’m doing it with my AUTISTIC BRAIN YOU HAVE A SECRET LOVE FOR.
BECAUSE THERE’S NO WAY I COULD POSSIBLY BE A NORMAL PERSON RIGHT